Over the top
Although you kind of went a bit further than it should have... oh wait, I think this turned out just perfect in the first place because I would probably get sick of that kid asking me the same question for about 15 years as well. Someone that ignorant and always asking the same thing but getting the same answer doesn't seem to be that bright either.
That and the turtle was a pedophile? Weird. Oh well, this turned out to be funny and perfect since the owl was probably fed up and the such and he finally kills himself to stop being asked an annoying question and the turtle just barfs all over Timmy calling it nectar. Hilarious fatkid, good work on this overall.
I am looking forward to it hitting the front page!!