Funny
If they did movies based on each Pony I would enjoy the Derpy Hooves movie a lot considering she has little to say. The only time I have heard her say anything was in episode 4 where she said "Muffin". She had a calm sounding voice too.
You have a confident voice which is good. Just add in some dynamic movie and you have a realistic sounding movie intro.
Overall, nice ad for a fake movie, :P