He died
Only to come back in part two and three. I do partly agree with him though, a lot of news that gets reported is most likely made up. Mostly not interesting either except for maybe an article of news here and there. Also funny how AfroStud was rolling in the background at the start.
Lastly pretty funny how NewsReporter got blown up and Bahamut calms everyone down. Why does NewsReporter like Coronation Street so much?
Good piece.