Total Medals Earned: 4,096 (From 726 different games.) Total Medal Score: 61,475 Points
Medals Earned: 3/14 (25/425 points)
Get a game over.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Pause the game.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (285/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
View all of the Bios
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/380 points)
Good job, you know how to play!
You finished Level 2, now keep going!
You finished Level 3!
You finished Level 4!
You finished Level 5, half the way there. Keep it up!
You finished Level 6!
You finished Level 7!
You finished Level 8!
You saved this world of shapes, Hero!
You finished Level 9, just 1 level more. You can do it!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/50 points)
First Shift
Survive the Boss survival Challenge
Beat Chapter 1 :p
Beat the Classic Level Set
Master the Difference Mini Game
Beat the first round of Diffotron games.
Beat the Main Game!
Beat the Rock Solid Level Set
Master the Sliding Mini Game
Beat the first round of Sliding games.
Medals Earned: 4/16 (35/280 points)
Finish the first area
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the first boss
Fly 3,000 miles
Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped
Kill 4,000 enemies
Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)
Use each weapon in the game at least once
Defeat the fourth boss
Reach level 20
Defeat the third boss
Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle
Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights
Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (105/105 points)
The official SHOOM
Reach like 6478 O's
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
Score 5
Score 25
Score 50
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/135 points)
Click the Armor Link on the titlescreen
Beat your first level!
Beat the titlescreen.
Beat the tutorial level without using the Kraken
Get four stars on each level on Island 1
Get four stars on each level on Island 2
Beat the game with any score.
Get four stars on each level on Island 3
Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/100 points)
What's the point even trying?
Mum and dad would be so proud!
You took down 8Chan!
There's nothing there to delete...
No mum! I'm playing Minecwaft!
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/300 points)
You interviewed like an actual sidekick.
Free at last?
You really thought that would work?
Or something like that, anyway.